Fornicate and Become Learned T-Shirt
XS / Black
$21.99
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Fornicate and Become Learned T-Shirt
$21.99
Channel your inner 16th-century scholar with a side of modern sass. This tee takes that well-known warning and gives it a sophisticated, Shakespearean makeover. Featuring the Bard himself looking remarkably unimpressed, it is the perfect choice for anyone who prefers their warnings delivered with a bit of linguistic flair. Whether you are hitting the library or the local pub, this shirt says you are smart, a little bit snarky, and ready to teach a lesson the old-fashioned way.
About Our Premium T-Shirt
About Our Premium T-Shirt
Your New Go-To Tee: Comfort Meets Style
Introducing the Premium Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt, your new wardrobe essential! Crafted from a ridiculously soft blend of combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is the definition of everyday comfort. It's lightweight, breathable, and perfect for everything from casual hangouts to weekend adventures.
With its classic crew neck and modern fit, this tee is incredibly versatile. Dress it up with your favorite jeans and a jacket, or keep it laid-back with shorts and sneakers. No matter your style, this tee will become your go-to choice for effortless comfort and effortless cool.
Key Features:
- Unbelievably Soft: Made from a premium blend of Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (or a cotton/polyester blend for heather colors).
- Lightweight & Breathable: Perfect for warm weather and layering.
- Flattering Fit: Modern, unisex fit with side seams for a tailored look.
- Durable Construction: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
- Clean Finish: Coverstitched collar and sleeves for a polished look.
- Easy Care: Tear-away label for added comfort.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low heat; Iron, steam or dry medium heat; Do not dry clean.
Sizing & Fit
Size Chart - Premium T-Shirt
| Size | Inches | Centimeters | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | Length | Width | Length | |
| XS | 16.5 | 27 | 41.9 | 68.6 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 45.7 | 71.1 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 50.8 | 73.7 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 55.9 | 76.2 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 61 | 78.7 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 66 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 71.1 | 83.8 |
Measuring Your T-Shirt:
- Length:
- Measure from the highest point on your shoulder straight down to the bottom of the clothing.
- Width:
- Measure 1" down from armpits from one side to the other.
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Measuring Tips:
- Measure your favourite fitting tee and compare the measurements to the sizes in the chart above for the ultimate fit.
- If you are on the border of the next size, consider sizing up for a baggier comfort fit.
